Hold up...
@georgetakei You want to to stick the camera WHERE !?@
@jab01701mid @georgetakei that may void the warranty on your web cam.
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I want to know how they're going to manage that one.

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you just sit on your smartie phone now

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Glad to see the national health service will still happily stick foam up me.

@georgetakei virtual colonoscopy - such a procedure exists: it's done as a CT (computer tomography) scan

https://www.macmillan.org.uk/cancer-information-and-support/diagnostic-tests/virtual-colonoscopy

You would still need to go to the hospital though.

What is a virtual colonoscopy? - CT scan procedure

A virtual colonoscopy uses a CT scan to take a series of x-rays that build up a three-dimensional picture of your bowel. It can help diagnose bowel cancer.

@marjolica @georgetakei It seems that you still have to drink that horrible stuff and that’s the worst part.

@mikec415 @georgetakei checks notes.
I had a CT scan recently to complement a colonoscopy that had already found a colorectal tumour.

That only required me to:

"Drink 750 ml of clear fluid (water or juice) slowly at home during the hour prior to your scan. It is important you do not drink the fluid all at once. Drinking the clear fluid improves our ability to see the organs within your abdomen and pelvis clearly on the scan."

My CT scan was 'with contrast" which meant that they injected a dye into my though a tube inserted in to my arm during the scan. Gives you a warm feeling like you are peeing. Your kidneys have to get rid of it after.wards. I could feel they were working quite hard.

Though I suspect there may be variations in what prep they ask for. Mine was done in the UK.

@marjolica @georgetakei Do you get that device through a prescription? Will insurance pay for it?

@coyoty @georgetakei I'm in the UK so here it was free on our NHS, though depending on the urgency of your case you can have to wait. I had colorectal cancer so it was pretty quick.
I have a male friend with an prostate issue and has been referred by his GP but he's been waiting several months.

I was originally referred automatically as a result of our through the post, bi-annual, FIT test (poo sample) screening, that found blood and I then had an actual colonoscopy, which showed a cancerous tumour and was followed by a MRI scan and a CT scan to confirm and to check for any spread.

I would assume that in the USA your insurance should cover it, it's a diagnostic, but you would need to have a good reason (symptoms, tests) for your doctor to want you to have it done.

@marjolica @georgetakei I was making a joke about how a tomography scanner is not something a person would have at home for a virtual colonoscopy appointment.
@coyoty @georgetakei Hence the photo. Not something to deliver in the post πŸ‘
@marjolica @georgetakei I don't think it'll be stolen off the porch.
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"First of all, do you have a small webcam ?"
@georgetakei modern technology is truly stupendous!
@georgetakei taking the "from the comfort of your own home" thing a bit too far now, aren't we?
@georgetakei "Hold up..." or should that have been, "Up holed..."

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You’re going to need an iOptiscope.