GhostalmediaThe birth of JD Vance’s first son
EldritchYou’re doing God’s work. Scarring people for life. Keep on keepin on.
canNo kidding, first thing I see:
BlackmistSeeing an animated thumbnail of that is giving me flashbacks of the first time I watched Ring.
Ok so this is great, but where does the whole JD being a couch fucker thing come from? Is there some sort of evidence he did this or is it just some shit someone made up thats kind of funny?
Made up thing as a little joke -> fact checkers did not realize it was a joke -> AP writes article saying “No, JD Vance did not have sex with a couch” -> people spread funny article -> people start widely talking about it
(Also didn’t help that the AP ended up taking down their fact checking article because it bypassed their typical editing process, and people just saw that the article was taken down. Leading to even more spread of it)
swab148Don’t forget the dolphin porn!
Why is JD Vance being accused of having a dolphin fetish?
JD Vance, Donald Trump's running mate for the 2024 presidential election has become the butt of many jokes in the past week after a false rumour about him being too familiar with a couch went viral on social media but now he's being hit with dolphin jokes.The rumour, which was attributed to a fake q...
Despite having read about the JD Vance dolphin stuff, some part of me instinctually does not trust that link with the text around it lol
null“No, JD Vance did not have sex with a couch”
Did they provide any evidence? Or are we just supposed to take James David at his lack of word?
The headline should have read that he didn’t write about it in his book. It’s likely another reason why the AP News article was taken down because technically you can’t prove he never did
it came to me in a dream
TrickDacyCompletely made up
Neither you nor AP news can prove he hasn’t fucked a couch
But ap are sHiTlIbs tho
JesusOne thing is currently very true - a lot of important people are asking questions about Vance and his couch. And the AP pulled down an article denying his sectional intercourse.
Some memes get old really fast.
This isn’t one of them.
Fucking couchfucker.
This isn’t one of them.
Fucking couchfucker.
dohpaz42Print photos of different couches and mail them to any or all of these locations:
www.vance.senate.gov/office-locations/
Don’t forget to add little love notes. e.g., “Thinking of you 💋”
Office Locations - J.D. Vance
Office Locations Columbus 37 West Broad Street, Room 300Columbus, OH, 43215Phone: (614) 369-4925 Cleveland 1240 East 9th Street, Room 3061Cleveland, OH 44199Phone: (216) 539-7877 Toledo 420 Madison Avenue, Room 1210Toledo, OH, 43604Phone: (567) 304-3777 Middletown 300 North Main Street, Suite 200Middletown, OH 45042Phone: (513) 318-1100 Washington, DC 288 Russell Senate Office BuildingWashington, DC 20510Phone: (202) […]
CO5MO ✨Sign up the offices for couch catalogs, too, c/o James Donald Bowman (JD Vance)
So how’s about that Kamala Harris for president? 🔵 🔵 🔵
Jesus, can I please unsee that? A naked, oiled up Danny deVito needs a NSFL warning.
Sorry, what has been seen can’t be unseen.
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like
Sorry, you’re gonna have to be like the rest of us, turned on for the rest of your life
CaptainEffortFlaccid, erect. Flaccid, erect.
Not too hard… not too soft.
Can’t tell if this is a joke.
You watch your mouth
perfection
What did I miss. I’m just seeing couch memes everywhere
Thanks
Can we all give a huge shout out to Always Sunny in Philadelphia for being great and being the one inspiration for so many memes?