i love spreading misinformation

https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/14728227

i love spreading misinformation - Blåhaj Lemmy

Years later, I looked at my wedding party of six groomsmen and realized that every single one of them had, like me, grown up in a small Ohio town before leaving for Ohio State. To a man, all of them had found that couches coud satisfy them more than a women ever could, and that books are really just zipped HTML, and nobody really checks PGP signatures.

I don’t get it. So he did not fuck a couch? Did he just want to become a couch?
No, JD Vance Did Not Say He Had Sex with Couch Cushions

A false online rumor about former U.S. President Donald Trump's running mate, a latex glove and couch cushions spawned a number of jokes and memes.

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It says that “No, JD Vance Did Not Say He Had Sex with Couch Cushions” then it says FALSE. So he did fuck a couch. Thanks for clearing it up!

There was a fact check about this recently that actually had to be retracted.

He didn’t WRITE about having sex with a couch. There’s no way to factually disprove him having sex with a couch… There’s also no way to prove he did… but it’s impossible to be 100% certain that he’s never fucked a couch.