thinking about green battery juice
what does green battery juice taste like?
@Dee please do not drink the refreshing fizzy green battery juice
@g1comics @Dee how do you know it's refreshing? 🧐
@SehrLesbisch @g1comics @Dee I mean, I can at least expect it to be energising, can't I?
@Dee 60%
@oct2pus hate it when my green battery juice can't get up to the 100% flavor anymore
@Dee It doesn't. You inject it to stay sane. 
@yuki2501 @Dee low-key a little mad about the ending but that's just show business I guess
@Dee it tastes like if you carbonated sprite soda syrup directly, without adding any water, and then washed it down with pop rocks
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@Dee Probably tastes like apple Warheads
@Dee sour apple or midori (but only for the ones that don't have bubbles).
@Dee idk but the red tastes better
@Dee
A little like metal and vinegar, but a lot like dissolving flesh, burning and blood.
@Dee I like to imagine it tastes like Mountain Dew.
@Dee something something apple juice 
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@Dee probably like the spicy juice from inside a glowstick
@Dee this but for the other tray icons
i love wifi 4/4 i love network signal 4/4 i love speaker symbol with 2 waves out of 3
i wish i could have the windows 11 or windows 7 icons on mint!! or a port of the early iphone/ipod status bars
@Dee i think it's sometimes battery gel, iirc on my ipod it can be sideways and it doesn't slosh over.
@Dee I'd imagine a bit like Brawndo since they both 'got electrolytes'
@Dee Extra strong Mountain Dew?
@Dee Now I wonder what other generally known symbols would look like if they were ridiculously upscaled by artists.
@Dee looks very slurpy
@Dee forbidden energy drink
@Dee green means good for the environment
@codl this is why I bury my old lithium batteries in the soil of my house plants
@Dee @codl wish i was a house plant
@theotheroracle @codl you can still eat lithium batteries if you want


(not medical advice don't actually eat lithium batteries)
@Dee is there a long youtube exposé/documentary detailing the origin story of the green battery liquid?
@samueldr possibly, but I am not aware of any. I don’t think I ever figured out any details on that, either.
@Dee hyyukk.. eww .. that's green juice ew..
@Dee the forbidden energy drink
@Dee its green because its strawberry flavored
@Dee
It wasn't lime flavored at all
@Dee it's bitter green, it's nice and sweet when it turns red.
@Dee I always imagined the battery liquid in the second image looking and tasting like Mountain Dew.
@Dee It reminds me of this TMNT movie.
@Dee I miss this aesthetic, but I don't miss how difficult creating a consistent design language in this aesthetic was.
@[email protected] me after consuming the aero
green battery juice:
@Dee mmm, battery acid, Queen would approve
@Dee the forbidden juice *slurps loudly
@IngaLovinde @Dee
Thank goodness someone else is as terminally online as I am because I came here to slurp forbidden juice too.
@YouShallNotPass @IngaLovinde @Dee Pssst! Very low concentrations of fluorescein are actually orally tolerable. Not sure if the neon green-yellow color will be intense enough.
Or the other way around, when the color is intense enough, is it still possible to drink it.
I'm not recommending anything. I'm a chemist, you probably shouldn't trust me 🫠