cynicalsecurity 
Perhaps I read it wrongly but "Southwest Airlines not being affected by #crowdstike" could not just be "we did not run #crowdstrike on critical operations systems"?
Sort of easier than the Windows 3.11 story?
fG!@cynicalsecurity Shhhhhhhhh! The same Southwest that had a meltdown two years ago? ;-)
@osxreverser different meltdown, different party ;P
@cynicalsecurity Sloppy IT vs Sloppy IT + Clownstrike :P