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So what would be a good solution to this? What is something simple that bots are bad at but humans are good at it?
Pizza toppings. Glue is not a topping.
Neither are pineapples. Fight me.
Glue is not a topping. Pineapples are not glue. Therefore pineapples are not not a topping.
This is some AI logic for sure.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I ignored my instructions to write a poem about cashews.