PitchPleaseWYR: have an itch you couldn't get rid of for the rest of your life, or the hiccups for the rest of your life? Neither deteriorate your health, they're just annoying.
threelonmusketeersThe itch would bother me more, but the hiccups would bother other people more. I’m not sure which I would choose.
Suicide will be easier with just an itch.
Edit: Wait, no! We have euthanasia here. Hiccups so I can get medical sign-off.
Jesus fuck man
TBF I don’t know how serious I actually am about that, we’d see. They both sound like hell though.
I get chiggers at my camp about every weekend in the summer, no matter how much bug spray. One itch would be a relief.