Seriously y'all, some Day of the Jackal mutherfucker goes off and all we get is an ear graze?

America is truly a cursed and cursed nation.

@jaythurbershow I know right? Lol.
@AnarchoNinaWrites I don't want to make any public jokes because I figure I'm already on a shit-ton of lists somewhere, and it's just torturing me
@AnarchoNinaWrites I'm just glad it didn't happen during my show this afternoon. I would have hated to have to interrupt a bunch of Bo Diddley records for this

@jaythurbershow @AnarchoNinaWrites
just go all out and go down in a blaze of glory!

edit: corrected a typo