We were getting a single order of fries from McD's in Missoula Montana and the only employee worth a damn looked around 10.

He kept telling his mother that the fries were ready and he could just give them to us, but she insisted that orders must go out in the same order they came in. So we waited another 10 minutes.

When he was finally permitted to give us our fries, he had this incredibly mature, put-upon expression as he said "I'm so sorry for the wait."