Flying SquidCivilization's been nice, but I think it's high time we admit we're long past its peak.
protistThis adds an entirely new strategy to the game, because you can try to construct words that add up to the number of spaces you want to go, almost completely eliminating the random chance aspect of monopoly that’s so frustrating.
FuckfuckmyfuckingassThe words you can choose from are limited by the letters available. Presumably you might be forced into landing on someone else’s property.
There are a lot of words, man. Like way more than you or I even know. Except maybe with the strangest of hands, you probably have at minimum five different scoring words available to you, but likely a lot more