Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 
Me when I have to work on anything remotely high voltage... ⚡💥🔥
Dad was an electrical engineer, and his stories of stuff he's seen both in and out of the Navy STILL haunts me. 
Art by: @shapoco
Nick 'The Viking'Me, waiting to see the VP of Engineering.
Facilities guy is talking to the VP.
VP - "Is the conveyor furnace electrical issue solved yet?"
FG - "No."
VP - "Why don't *you* fix it?"
FG - <laugh> "Hell no, that's 440. I've got an outside electrician coming in, he's expendable."