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jordanlund Jul 11, 2024

Biden News Conference Megathread:

https://lemmy.world/post/17459620

Biden News Conference Megathread: - Lemmy.World

Biden’s latest attempt to convince everyone he has what it takes to stay in the race will air at 6:30 PM Eastern / 3:30 PM Pacific. More on where and how to watch here: https://apnews.com/article/how-to-watch-biden-press-conference-a70590e7574fc9680229b6b6289f6a02 [https://apnews.com/article/how-to-watch-biden-press-conference-a70590e7574fc9680229b6b6289f6a02] My expectation is that it will be on all the usual sources. CNN, MSNBC, etc. etc. with in depth coverage on the talking head shows later tonight.

TropicalDingdong Jul 11, 2024

Throwing out some options:

If he says “jack” you gotta take a shot of whiskey.

If he says “bud” or “bub” you gotta do a hot knife or bong rip.

If he says “malarkey”, you need to crack a beer and start drinking; you can’t stop till he says “listen here”.

If he pauses for longer than 5 seconds, you have to hold your breath; you can’t breath again until he finishes a complete sentence.

If he yells at a reporter, throw your shoe at the screen.

If he has to get pulled off stage, throw your screen (device, whatever), out of the nearest window.

MegaUltraChicken

Deal. Boarding in about an hour. This flight sure is going to be interesting.

dhork Jul 11, 2024

I hope you’re not the pilot

MegaUltraChicken Jul 11, 2024

TropicalDingdong Jul 11, 2024