dactylothecaPost your favorite improvised doohickeys (incl. vehicles)
SSTFRocket wrench.
… what am I looking at here?
I mean, yes, rocket wrench, but ???
Have you ever wanted to unscrew the fuze from a dudded aircraft bomb, but you wanted to do it from far away?
This do that.
NOT_RICKEven clamping this onto the fuse sounds terrifying
9 out of 10 times it’s fine.
GhysteAnd the 10th time?
I wouldn’t worry about it.
A certain Martian is made very happy.
To shreds, you say?
And his wife?
That the neat part, then it isn’t your problem anymore…
I’ve never heard the 10th guy complain.
But if you’re far away and things go wrong, you won’t get that sweet release of death?
Seriously speaking though, that up close and personal version does look pretty fuckin cursed. I assume the call of the void is strong with EOD folks
The other version is a mechanical impact wrench. Activated by repeatedly yanking on the rope with full body strength. Both versions of the tool get fitted onto the fuze first like in the photo.
Yep, definitely cursed
Imagine using this on your cock
One detail I love in the later Ender’s Game books involves teleporting a properly apocalyptic bomb into a very small room with the people who launched it. One of them pops it open and basically clicks Disarm > Are You Sure? > Yes.
I think it’s Ender himself who asks ‘… is that all?’ The guy’s like ‘Oh, yeah. We made it very easy to turn off.’