I have solved this great mystery. The answer is: no.

https://lemmy.world/post/17450398

I have solved this great mystery. The answer is: no. - Lemmy.World

Obviously the Pharaohs were literal giants. The reason discovered mummies are all human sized is because their divine alien essence was bled away after death to be channeled into the stars by the divine shape of the pyramids, leaving only a human-sized husk behind which modern “science” thinks is just some kind of dried out human. ~/s~
bruh Im too high to be reading this kind of shit
I don’t care whatcha say, 10,000 BC was a great film.
10,000 BC (film) - Wikipedia

It’s definitely got better effects than One Million B.C.
One Million B.C. - Wikipedia

Egypt invented matryoshka dolls

They kind of did.

My favorite part.

The one below that one looks like he’s saying “I’m so sick of this shit.”
Imagine seeing the Lincoln Memorial and thinking, “so Lincoln was actually 25 feet tall! Wow!”
Did these people forget the tomb of Napoleon exists or something?
Just overcompensating
Why big sarcophagi? Why big trucks?