Anon wants to be a vampire

https://sh.itjust.works/post/21992150

Anon wants to be a vampire - sh.itjust.works

Minus: can’t eat garlic.
also: can’t spill rice.
You can, it’s just awful time consuming

Probably a pretty relaxing way to spend an afternoon if you do it on purpose 🤷

“What did you do over the weekend, Bob?”

“Oh, not much. Sired a few goths, threw some meditation rice. You know, the usual”