Anon wants to be a vampire

https://sh.itjust.works/post/21992150

Anon wants to be a vampire - sh.itjust.works

Jokes on you Anon! If everyone is a vampire then who’s blood do you suck?
He would quickly become pro-immigration
Or a bunch of redneck vampires invade Mexico

Quick! Book a pitch meeting with the heads of all the major studios!

I’m thinking Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter meets Here Comes Honey Boo Boo meets Duck Dynasty!

Haven’t you watched From Dusk 'til Dawn? Vampires come FROM Mexico