“Immensely disappointing”: Nike killing app for $350 self-tying sneakers

https://lemmy.world/post/17360350

“Immensely disappointing”: Nike killing app for $350 self-tying sneakers - Lemmy.World

It is hard to imagine that there was not someone inside of Nike that lost their faith in humanity when the pitch for these things was originally taking off.

Anything requiring a smartphone app to use should be an instant non-starter for everyone.

How did you post this comment?

Were you using an app?

How did you post this comment? // Were you using an app?

Please refer to the context when interpreting what others say dammit. Your questions stink “ackshyually lol lmao” from a distance.

The OP is talking about sneakers unnecessarily requiring an “app”; in this context, Farts’ “anything” should be interpreted as “physical goods” (like sneakers), not “internet services that may be accessed through a browser or specialised software” (like Lemmy).

I’m sorry oh mighty one.

I’ll go and enjoy the pun over here while you try to figure out if what I wrote was intentionally funny or accidentally funny, or funny at all. Social ques are hard aren’t they.

Cut off the crap.

“Ackshyually I was totally joking! Yeah, it was a joke! You’re just too stupid to get the clue” doesn’t work if there’s no clue that it’s a joke on first place, no matter if you rephrase it with Reddit style passive aggressiveness.

Please do everyone in Lemmy a favour and stay in Reddit. You’ll be in more suitable company.

Sorry didn’t realise you needed me to include the /s