You're not allowed to be lazy on your vacation

https://lemmy.world/post/17359742

You're not allowed to be lazy on your vacation - Lemmy.World

You got me fucked up if I’m waking up early on my master approved break from wage slaving. I’m waking up at noon and I’m having a bowl for breakfast.

Bowl of peanut butter crunch.

After ripping a steamroller of course

ripping a steamroller across your favorite shirt.

After getting high of course

high up in the hotel because the club level has a better breakfast

After smoking marijuana of course

The smoked marinara dipping sauce is a regional favorite, complementary offered at all meals to the hotel’s guests.

The gnc flavors of vitamins go well with a healthy bowl of fresh fruit for your daily nutritional and fiber needs.

After freebasing an eight-ball of crack cocaine of course.

Freeshotting the 8-ball without cracking the pool table cloth.

After smoking a blunt while listening to Bob Marley of course.