Mastodawn

so true

If you’re cold in winter you can always put on another layer.

If you’re hot in summer, eventually all you can do is suffer. :)

My layers only keep the cold inside, I suspect I might be a reptile.

The best part about winter, is that if you are still cold, you can always light something on fire.

Instructions unclear, M&M’s container on fire around cylinder.

It’s so hot you’ve switched to the fireman’s technique. Heat jacket to keep radiating heat from the outside environment from getting in.

My skin?

Same, wrists and soul are always cold.