alphacyberrangerMore confusion for recruiters
bottleofchips…and it’s compiled
…but intended for web, but you can also misuse it for apps and system services
…to an intermediate set of instructions for a virtual machine…
…called the brainfuck interpreter
Brainfuck.NET Interpreter that uses modified Java bytecode instructions.
Yes brainfuck with some Java Bytecode instructions for syscalls.
all lines not terminated by a single space are comments
Also each line starts with a semicolon and you have to escape spaces in strings using a double forward slash
I realized a while ago that there’s nothing stopping me from writing rust like this
;println!("This is great") ;println!("I think everyone should write rust like this") ;println!("Probably works in most languages that use semicolons") ;Also a spicial place in hell for you
rovingnothing29Can we add the comefrom function too?
hope you don’t forget the semicolon on a line by itself at the end (except in functions where you want to return the value of the last expression)
Nasm programmers probably think that is old code that you commented out.
There’s a special place in hell for you
Make sure it's not whitespace sensitive and requires explicit typing, just to mess with everyone.
There is a Tiger Jyhton version for the web www.tigerjython.ch/en
But at least just for educational purposes😅
𝕸𝖔𝖘𝖘And its syntax is nothing like python haha
ManucodeIt uses XML-like syntax:
<fun> <name>sum</name> <in> <int>foo</int> <int>bar=0</int> </in> <out><int>foo+bar</int></out> </fun>This deserves to be added to the list of human rights violations
Oh my, I feel woozy …
I like it, this is clearly very enterprisey and solution focused, but I would like to suggest a couple of amendments if I may?
-
Namespaces We should make full use of namespaces. Make the structural tags be in a language specific namespace (to be referenced in every function spec, obviously) but change the in an out params to use the parameter name as the tag, namespaced to the function they’re for, with a
typeattribute. -
In memory message queues Have all function invocations be marshaled as xml documents posted to an in memory message queue. Said documents should use a schema that validates the structure and a function specific schema to validate the types of arguments being passed. Namespace everything.
I reckon we could power a medium sided country if we could generate energy from the programmers despair.
The tag indentation is a required part of the syntax and don’t forget colons at the end of the tag
Who hurt you :(
<fun>
<name>sum</name>
<in>
<int>
<name>foo</name>
</int>
<int>
<name>bar</name>
<default_value>
<int>0</int>
</default_value>
</int>
</in>
<out>
<int>
<calculation>
<numerical_operation>
<operator_plus>
<operand>
<var>foo</var>
</operand>
<operand>
<var>bar</var>
</operand>
</operator_plus>
</numerical_operation>
</calculation>
</int>
</out>
</fun>
How did you come up with such a ****ingly stupid syntax?!
They probably have experience with Spring
I imagined what an Elasticsearch query style Python XML syntax would look like.You must share my pain.
That’s grotesque and you have my condolences
Thanks, I hate it.
Welcome to the world of abusing the shit out of Ant. My first full time job was developing Ant in unholy ways. Tens of thousands of lines of Ant at least, doing significant logic. If-then-else, for loops, math, procedures, date-time math.
Thankfully we have Gradle now.
Can you please link to a medium article on how this will help utilize AI blockchain so i can show it to management on Monday?
Anony MooseYou monster
The whitespace is not only required, but it must be tabs and spaces.
Calm down, Satan
Compiler rolls the dice if your only required indentation is accepted as space or tab. Per line.
But stores this information as a metadata file, which gets invalidated when a new file is added/removed from the program muhahaha!
I took every coding class my highschool offered, and the only thing that drove me more crazy than this syntax was trying to use CSS.
That’s because you didn’t try our lord and savior SASS. Vanilla CSS should be illegal at this stage.
JackbyDevMake sure to make ample use of mixed content elements.
<statement><var>bar</var> = <int>0</int></statement>statement:
comparison:
- kind: libcompare.EQUALS
comparators:
- foo
- bar
whentrue:
statement:
streaming:
- kind: libstreams.PRINT
content: foo equals bar
whenfalse:
statement:
streaming:
- kind: libstreams.PRINT
content: foo does not equal bar
God I hate it
Lol, I’m sorry
Don’t apologize, it’s beautiful in its horribleness
That’s basically how the Android app Tasker works. You do the programming through its UI, but when you export/share your tasks, they’re saved as xml
I almost did similar with SDLang as I was very desperate for a scripting language, but now I have a wasmtime API for D.
Python script script ^script^
Make CScript, an interpreted, duck-typed language
ZangooseScrew it. Let’s make actually python script an ISA that gets run on physical hardware with no higher level tooling. Then we can have the python virtual environment which runs this for fools who don’t have the right hardware. Finally, when people start complaining about naming we make Python Script 2.1, which is a JIT language built on top of IL that looks nothing like either of them but can emulate both python and python script with the performance cost of being a quarter as fast as both.
Honestly if someone irons out the edge cases, python probably could JIT compile to machine code via cython. It would take a fair bit of memory and probably a bit slow on low powered systems but it would be so much faster if cached.
Technically I think python already has an intermediate step that it uses before it starts running a script that compiles it into a lower-ish language (at least the cpython interpreter does this, it probably isn’t a part of the language specification though)
The actual line between JIT languages and interpreted languages is pretty thin since I think most interpreted languages do something similar to minimize the amount that needs to be done at runtime
I think at this point in time it JIT compiles into byte code which is more efficiently interpreted the next time that function is called.
Or make a language named everything so you can say “i program in everything”
SparkyThis is so cursed wtf
Ps: i haven’t documented all the cursedness yet.
And base the syntax on Typescript
Just today I heard someone whining about how in LinkedIn and other recruitment sites there’s like five bazillion profile tag options for RDMBSes and various dialects of SQL… when in actuality the recruiters are probably only concerned if the developer can do a bloody
SELECT and stuff.
Akatsuki LeviOh boy, make Pythonscript a dialect of SQL but for frontend
DestideRyact