the 4 types of national anthems:

- Gosh, This Sure is an Attractive Piece of Land We've Got Here

- That One War in Particular was a Doozy

- We Only Sing Parts of This Song Now Because the Other Verses are Racist

- We Speak French and We Will Fucking Kill You

fun fact, the Canadian national anthem fits into two different categories depending on which language you're singing it in

@VeryBadLlama yep, we have the English Protestant anthem and the French Catholic anthem.

Just read them both to my 12-year old on Canada Day. "Those are not at all the same thing. We just do the bilingual version at school."

Is there another category for "we mashed versions together to confuse people"? Maybe a special category for doing three verses in three different languages?