Larry *definitely* looks less likely to eat your face than either of the others
@cstross and that's saying something for a species that is, under the right circumstances, willing to eat your face on any given day
@cstross slight disagreement, Larry doesn't look like he would eat your face while you are still alive.

@cstross 🚨 WARNING TO OTHERS 🚨

Going to the URL in the poster for LarryForLeaderDOTcom will result in a bunch of nonsense about how ones mobile handset has been compromised. The web browser will have to be force quit, due to continual SPAMming of the handset with pop-ups and overlays about contacting Apple Support.

Being inquisitive about supporting Larry should not result in punishment. It is not right.

@cstross It could be Leisure Suit Larry, and he'd still be a better option.

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@cstross Larry would eat my face *after* I died. The other two would be telling me they aren't and even if they were I'm dead, and even if I'm not then I deserve it because of cancel culture.