Explain that, science nerds!

https://lemmy.world/post/17220830

Explain that, science nerds! - Lemmy.World

I’ve literally had this argument on lemmy about two weeks ago. It always goes like this:

Me: [some comment to the effect of “the planet is dying”]

Them: the planet will be fine. Yes all life will perish, but the earth itself will continue.

Me: . . .

Them: What. It’s just the fact. Don’t worry about the planet.

Sometimes they quote Carlin without realizing it and without context so to them it’s not a joke about how fucked up we are, it’s a simple truth without any additional layers. It’s a little boggling.

It’s pedantry for the sake of being right. They care more about winning than the actual argument.

I dunno, maybe. I mean, technically they were right but even when I agreed, and explained how while that’s correct it’s also beside the point, they didn’t like that either.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It’s like talking about powers and saying “The square of 4 is 16” and they’ll bleat “Actually, a square is a shape” and you’re trying to find a way to tell them that their contribution is absolutely worthless and irrelevant to the topic.
This is why I detest the concept and celebration of “technically correct”. No, it’s not the “best kind of correct”, it’s being an asshole.

I mean, in the example you’re responding to, many of the people aren’t doing the “technically correct” answer of, “microbial life will continue”.

They’re just morons who heard, “life finds a way” and assume humans will be fine.

No, it’s not the “best kind of correct”, it’s being an asshole.

That’s the joke, though.

The character being quoted, from Futurama, is usually insufferable and often miserable.

It’s not even pedantic. It’s that same logic you could use to say killing a person does no harm to them because their body still exists afterward.