foo ✅
When I read about these "water into wine" pneumatic vessels designed by Heron of Alexandria (who lived around the time of Jesus) it became clear to me that Jesus was a magician and not a divine being.
https://www.google.com/books/edition/The_Pneumatics_of_Hero_of_Alexandria/O8PVAAAAMAAJ
Jul 4, 2024 at 3:13pmWeb
Show threadfoo ✅Jul 29, 2025
He was the David Copperfield of his time...
Show threadfoo ✅Sep 30

That and he was only on the cross for 3 hours instead of the typical 9 days...

Even Pilate was like, wtf, he's dead already? no way, ok whatevs

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Mark%2015%3A44-45&version=NIV

Bible Gateway passage: Mark 15:44-45 - New International Version

Pilate was surprised to hear that he was already dead. Summoning the centurion, he asked him if Jesus had already died. When he learned from the centurion that it was so, he gave the body to Joseph.

Bible Gateway
Show threadMemphisDaPlaya 🎲🎲Jul 4, 2025
@slashdottir
Yeah, I think he performs in Branson. He makes money vanish.