It is important to note that the tofu does not contain soy... but I also used soybeans, soy sauce, and soybean oil to make it.  

She is one of the few people in my life to demonstrate unquestioning respect for my gender. She gets to call me whatever she wants.

There are also a couple of people who've earned a pass for "faggot", "boywife", etc. But nobody gets soyboy except for Em.