Mastodawn

Job4

(4th instalment in the wildly successful ‘Job Interviews And The Furious’ franchise)

Still waiting to hear back about Job Interview 3:Internal Drift last week

2Job2Interview was a big letdown

i’ve been informed they only get weirder from here… job interviews in space? okay

i think that went okay

we either win or we learn

it’d be a hefty pay cut, but a corresponding responsibility and stress cut, and a change is as good as a holiday

so if they come back to me first, all bets are off

i’ve never been accused of making sound financial decisions anyway

and now: $25 sauna (sound financial decisions etc)

and because it’s before noon, i can break out the caffeinated frozen electrolyte drink #LetsFuckenGo

oh i’m so excited for deadpool x wolverine

UPDATE: same day callback - the hiring manager wants me to come back and meet THEIR manager early next week 🙃 that seems positive