my bank just inspiration porned me, i'm fucking DEAD 😂😂
the fact that they were even asking "why do you need large print" in the first place is so weird already. like do they think the disabled fakers are wrongfully asking for large print or some shit?

@soongtypedelta

Because you were talking to a bot, a glorified bullshit machine … commonly referred to by the misnomer “AI”

@DavidM_yeg except i wasn't

@soongtypedelta

Wow, that reads super bot-like… if that was a real person… eeek!

@soongtypedelta "Society sucks so bad that we feel it takes strength to get your needs met! And we're happy to play our part in that, by being insufferable and yet something you must suffer!"
@soongtypedelta is this an AI or an actual human employee? Cause I don't know which option is more depressing
@schratze a human! the AI was absolutely useless and kept thinking i wanted to make payments through the app or something when i just asked for all future communication to be sent in large print. 😂
@soongtypedelta @schratze really? Wow, I was going to say this sounds like you're talking to chat gpt...
@soongtypedelta on days when it works I sometimes ask questions of Microsoft Copilot; once in a while it is helpful at coding but it's better at sci-fi chat than all but two people I've met (who can you count on to answer "If Dominic Flandry and Kimball Kinnison had a fight who would win?")
@soongtypedelta it gets obsequious pretty quickly, like the time I was trying to get it to realize Chipper Jones was born exactly one year before Sachin Tendulkar and I confessed I was born the same day as Chipper Jones which got it to generate effusive praise for me... I can understand why it is so good at seducing people!