I'm currently watching someone use story points as time estimates (1 point = 1 day), but ALSO using the heuristic that 5 points is too much (which is for when story points represent complexity), so now no one is ever allowed to work on one thing for five days.

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I move ever closer to my villain arc.

@ludicity Anyone who ever really cared about valid software metrics wouhld be conversant with Capers Jones and would never, ever use something as unscientific as story points to try to measure software effort.
#DumbAllOver

@lwriemen Is Capers Jones on LinkedIn though? Because if they aren't then I ain't interested.

Speaking of which, when did LinkedIn rebrand to Mastodon, and how do I get the old UI back?

@ludicity Oh. You're one of those.