Dune rule - SLRPNK

I have no skin in this game, but it’s a hilarious take

I listen to tool, I’ve seen star wars, I don’t really have any interest in dune.

I’m probably broken though.

Okay but what if I told you that a few books in Luke Skywalker’s kid becomes a sarlaac pit and won’t stop resurrecting Chewbacca?
Put it like that and Dune is even less appealing