zarkanianFeelin' the burn
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆I never saw an arcade cabinet for Altered Beast and only played it in Genesis where it was kind of a shit game compared to Golden Axe.
ummthatguyThose bastard gnomes!
So there are already tons of annoying enemies in Fromsoft games, but if they ever put one of these fuckers in something, it would be the single most annoying enemy in any of their games.
Supposedly, there’s a movie in the works, because of course there is. I’d better see a gnome getting beat six ways 'til Sunday.
Final RemixMostly because, SORRY. YOU CAN ONLY KICK STRAIGHT UP.
I'm back on my BS 🤪Imagine having to go on some adventure where you sleep directly on the desert floor and it’s full of deadly hand-to-hand combat killing hundreds of people, and thinking, “I’m gonna wear my white and red bikini and red boots.”
It was the 80’s (Golden Axe released in 1989, to be specific) . It was the style of the time.
Pic from Red Sonja in 1985
And these days you get arrested for having a 6 inch replica of the master sword.
ElectricMachmanShe’s so hench she doesn’t need armour
that flying kick is hilarious