Yup. It seems the news is like 90% bad news, 5% weather, and 5% sports.

Take the sports however you will, but the weather is getting even worse lately, so that’s basically 95% bad news.

Oh there’s always some chucklefuck punching his girlfriend or driving his Lambo 200 mph through a school zone so it’s probably more like 97-98% tbh
We need to revive that word… chucklefuck…

and 5% sports

I am a Broncos fan, so we’re sitting at a solid 100% bad news.