Matt HenryThe law in its majestic equality forbids rich and poor alike from sleeping under bridges, unless they are president in which case it's fine.
Carter Baxter@heymatthenry If you're president you can just grab the bridge and take it. They'll let you do anything.
Ugh (“ugh”)@heymatthenry @jordinn I mean, prove to me that’s not an action in furtherance of their official duties.