Having my annual physical today.

Doctor: “Your blood pressure is a little high.”

Me: “SCOTUS just declared the president is king before I walked in here.”

@drskyskull That. So that. I'm afraid to check my own blood pressure; my jaw is so tightly clenched right now I could produce diamonds if I could bite down on charcoal right now.
@drskyskull Welp. Was nice living in a democratic republic with y'all. Gotta prepare for what's next. Take care of yourself so you can help others.