Now that astronomy departments have used up “very large telescope” and “extremely large telescope”, successors will have to built in Australia. “Crikey look at the size of that fucker telescope” comes online in 2032.

@Unixbigot

I suggest:

Crikey
Look
It's
The
Oversized
Really
Incredible
Science

telescope.

For no particular initals/acronym/name shortening reason 🤔

@arose62 unfortunately the Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society got there first. :/

@Unixbigot

But, if the telescope got the name, it would guarantee that all the space radar and tracking stations would be operational 100% of the time!

Because which bureau chief would want to face the media and say:
"We can't find the …"