Just yelling REPRESENTATIVE REPRESENTATIVE AGENT HUMAN BEING on every customer service call because the system works
Doesn’t work anymore when calling the 800 number for Customer Avoidance, er, Service, at Federal “When It Absolutely Has To Be There… When And If We Feel Like It” Express.
They know you want “agent.” They know you’re screaming for “human.” But the computer condescendingly says, essentially, “no,” and if you KEEP insisting on an agent, they basically say “we’re sorry we were not able to help you — goodbye >>click<<.” 🤷♂️