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Oklahoma schools head Ryan Walters: Teachers who won't teach Bible could lose license

Time for malicious compliance: "Kids, today we’re talking about two girls got their dad drunk and raped him to get pregnant.

They’ll have to be more creative, because the demand is for teachers to tell kids about the Bible’s place in U.S. history.

So I think teaching them about this might be more appropriate: npr.org/…/slave-bible-from-the-1800s-omitted-key-…

Or how about how the bible was used as an excuse to try to keep Americans dumb and ignorant. An excellent example of exactly where the Bible fits into American history.

Unfortunately, these people don’t believe in evolution either.

You say “was” like it’s not ongoing.

That's just how religions works. Our flavour just happens to be "Christian"

How about the time they used Noah’s son seeing his dad naked to justify slavery?

Wow, that was an interesting read there! It seems like he may have been an influence on the character “Brother Justin” in the Carnivàle show on HBO.

He absolutely was.

You should hit the erotic poetry section of the Bible, just to be sure you get all the good parts in.

Then you have to explain how her bum was like a mountain goat, and ain’t nobody want to do that.