things you can only do with boys

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things you can only do with boys - Lemmy

Nowadays, girls can have a wee wee. 😬

Oh, hee hee hee.

“Nowadays, boys can have a vagina.”

What the fuck!?

No, they are babies, they don’t even know how to speak, how are they going to be able to know what “gender” even means?

Calling a baby with wee wee a girl is the same as calling your 18 year old trans daughter a boy, you are just trying to brainwash them.

Yeah, exactly. Babies are too young for gender. It’s child abuse to call any baby a boy or a girl. Gender starts developing in the brain at 2-3 years of age.
Are the genders with you right now?
Is it also child abuse to give your kid a name? My evil parents brainwashed me into believing I was a James.
A gendered name, yes.
Should have been Number 327 /s
Well I’m going to name my son Samantha, and there’s nothing you can do about it.
One could argue calling your baby with a wee wee a boy is brainwashing them into being cisgender.
Yes, but if she’s a baby nobody knows she’s a girl yet, including her.
This is worst response. Others at least said “No, they are babies, they don’t even know how to speak, how are they going to be able to know what “gender” even means?”, but your “nobody knows she’s a girl yet” is so wierd.
Why? A trans person isn’t born not trans, they’re born, as you said, not even knowing what gender is. A trans woman was always a girl, but only someone who knows the future would know that when she’s a baby.
I mean it is true. For the baby they don’t have any idea about gender. For others, it’s just a fair assumption
the child cant talk yet and has no sense of wtf a “gender” is, its fine lol
They waited 6 months to drop this knowledge bomb.
Both variants are pretty wtf to me. Not necessarily showing the pictures but explicitly pointing out their genitals.
Showing pictures too.
His issue was phrasing. The woman used a euphemism which significantly shifted her perceived intentions. “Look at his little wee-wee” is far removed from “look at his little penis.” Synonyms are not created equal, so simply substituting without considering connotation will only cause confusion. He should have said “get an eyeful of her little vagina.”
Look at her little vajayjay, nope still weird.

Gawk at her crack, mate!

Nope.

Gander her bandersnatch

Hmm

Behold the axe wound

Peek at her meatflaps

Nah

Now I want Arby’s.
I don’t get it.

Behold! Her cave of wonders!

🤷

And his nephrite rod!

???

Crack, cocaine.

Even worse.

I think if he referred to it as her little pussy or cunny it would make it significantly worse.
That’s more adult slang for vagina. Little kid euphemism would be something like hooha or twinkle.
Are there people seriously calling vagoos as hoohas

hoohas and floofs

my older sister and her daughters… I always had a hard time not laughing at it.

Welcome to the 70’s, although that was still in an adult context.
You call called them vagoos. I’m not sure you have much room to judge.
Makes them sound less pointy
Why do you think of vulvas as pointy?
The characters sound. I don’t know what you mean
I don’t think I particularly want a pointy sounding word for vulva because I don’t think of vulvas as pointy. I was just curious why you want a pointy word rather than a round one.
Vagina does sound pointy, I thought we were talking about that
You said you didn’t like the word coochie because it makes them sound less pointy. I was asking why you want the word to be pointy.
No word feels great which is pretty sad considering how many child-friendly euphemisms there are for a penis. With my daughter we try to emulate the same vibe as ‘willy’ combined with some anatomical accuracy by using the word ‘vulvy’. Sounds gross to many, makes sense to others. Your mileage may vary haha.
In the UK, we call it a minnie for girls. Willy for boys.
Man saying that to another man is still questionable. Still sounds like he’s lending his child out for drugs.
vomiting intensifies
I get a chuckle about Ultra sound images as well. It’s fine if a woman wants to post those photos of her insides on the Internet. But I’m the bad guy if I say “Jessica pop that pussy open let’s see it in person.”
Thanks for ruining ultrasound for me
Anytime pal. lol wait till you learn mens nipples and womans are 100 identical.
I hope this isn’t a long wait

they are NOT 100% identical you dumb nutz. First, unless you are aware, XX does not equal XY

So they are absolutely not 100%. You cannot transplant a XY nipple onto an XX and expect it to work.

Look up signs of breast cancer in men.
Nope that is not the argument that is being made here. The fact that men get breast cancer at such a low rate compared to women nullifies your comment.
Nothing to do with the nipple or how it functions.
You would fail basic biology with that excuse.
Oh, that’s our criteria? Because you did that in your first comment, yet here we are.

Been a while since this was relevant. Thanks for bringing idiocy back, I guess? 🤷

Can’t tell if this is satire lmao but just start poppin’ some estrogen and get back to me in a couple years.
So I have to take a PILL to make my body produce something that a womens body does naturally but you still think that is 100 the same?