Today we're waiting for an IKEA delivery that, according to their email, will be a 10x10x10 cm box weighing 14 kg.

So density-wise that has to contain berkelium, californium, protactinium, tantalum, uranium, gold, tungsten, plutonium, neptunium, rhenium, platinum, iridium, or osmium.

We're of course hoping for platinum, and really not for plutonium, because the critical mass is 11 kg...

@Zarkonnen It's more likely hopium, which is known to be very dense.
@dan613 @Zarkonnen Depending on the type of Pu, it may just be on fire... long before it gets to you.