Today we're waiting for an IKEA delivery that, according to their email, will be a 10x10x10 cm box weighing 14 kg.

So density-wise that has to contain berkelium, californium, protactinium, tantalum, uranium, gold, tungsten, plutonium, neptunium, rhenium, platinum, iridium, or osmium.

We're of course hoping for platinum, and really not for plutonium, because the critical mass is 11 kg...

@Zarkonnen I was curious so I had to look this one up...apparently Pu-239 has a critical mass of 10 kg and a sphere diameter of 9.9 cm. So its too light. A cube of the stuff would be ~19.1 kg. So unless it is a lumpy sphere, you are fine.

The other elements are left as an exercise to the reader.