Today we're waiting for an IKEA delivery that, according to their email, will be a 10x10x10 cm box weighing 14 kg.

So density-wise that has to contain berkelium, californium, protactinium, tantalum, uranium, gold, tungsten, plutonium, neptunium, rhenium, platinum, iridium, or osmium.

We're of course hoping for platinum, and really not for plutonium, because the critical mass is 11 kg...

@Zarkonnen Perhaps it's a tiny black hole (Schwarzschild radius is ~2x10^-23 mm) and the rest is padding?
@chrisg
That's no padding, it's some serious space-time folding to enable transportation of an singularity at all. 0.0
@Zarkonnen
@gom @chrisg @Zarkonnen just surround it with enough books and let l-space do the rest.
@chrisg @Zarkonnen I have found frame dragging makes packaging a black hole difficult.
@kastope @Zarkonnen For a small additional fee you can get the non spinning black hole version, for your packaging convenience.
@chrisg @kastope @Zarkonnen hawking radiation from one that size might be an issue...
@chrisg @Zarkonnen non spinning black holes aren't good for my use case. I'm trying to spin up a naked singularity by colliding smaller ones with the same spin.