Mark AsserJun 27, 2024
Ah, that new toaster smell...
Show threadMark AsserJun 27, 2024

New toaster review: Yep, this is toast. Toaster works. Not much else to say about it.

I think the strange individuals who left negative reviews of this cheap electrical appliance were putting too much faith in the transformative powers of twice-cooked bread. It's a toaster. It makes toast. What the fuck else were they hoping for?

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@MarkAsser
Look, this product works as intended, but I'm still giving it a negative review.
First of all, the user interface sucks.
It has two settings: on and off.
Sure, there's a knob with numbers on it, but what do they mean?
There's no help function, no video tutorial.
I mean, don't get me wrong, I've been toasting bread since I was 5, and if I'm honest, I make a pretty mean toast, but what if I were new to all this??
I tried to call their service number.
No help from them.
Two stars.
Jun 28, 2024 at 9:13amWeb