@MarkAsser [Takes deep drag on medium-light slice of toast, exhales]
Look, kid, I’ve been around the block on this one, & then some. Bad crumb trays, hair-trigger darkness settings. That one toaster only my mother could love, that shot flames up to the ceiling if you didn’t take the toast out the minute it was done. (“But,” I hear Mom protest from the Great Beyond, “It made really good toast!”)
Ya got a toaster that does what you want. Just thank yer lucky stars, & finish yer breakfast already.