"I would be very happy to be someplace else, in a nice location someplace." -- Donald Trump in the debate

Oh don't worry, Donald. The department of corrections folks will make sure you have a nice location someplace.

@tristansnell He's gonna get probation. The judge is gonna be all "we have to consider this is a former president" and be deferential -- like always happens.
@tristansnell well, maybe not 'nice' per sé. Nice for the rest of us though, even us Brits