monster rule - sh.itjust.works

Me, an old person: “Why don’t they just drink black coffee instead?”
Because it makes my pee taste funny
*spits out coffee i mean pee
*Spits out pee I mean monster
If you drink enough monster, kidney stones will stop you from peeing

I drink so much monster, I have marble sacks for kidneys.

/s

I feel that ACDC really missed out on this when they wrote that song about balls