Here it is!

Your Trump v. Biden #Debate thread!

Let’s cringe together.

LETS GET IT ON!

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Inflation? Covid? Afghanistan? Immigration?

Nah.

They’ll be talking about how Uncle Joe sounds.

“Everybody wanted the Supreme Court to put abortion back to the states. Everyone. Everyone wanted it. That guy over there? He wanted it. Sade? She wanted it. We all wanted it back to the states.”
-Former President Trump

#Debate #USPOL

Cooked.

It’s not what you want to hear but this is gonna be the clip.

#uspol #debate

“You’re the sucker. You’re the loser!”

#uspol #debate

“You have the morals of an alley cat!”

Golf.

We’re talking about golf.

“It’s a big club and you ain’t in it.”

Well…that sucked.

Thoughts?

#uspol #debate

@flexghost We’re fucked.

I can’t say anything else.

@flexghost We should start driving north now, they are going to stop letting people in.

@jenzi @flexghost

Look, you'd gotta have at least 20$k for them to let you in... Because universal healthcare

@infosec_jcp @flexghost Trump said we have open borders

@jenzi @flexghost

If you have money all borders are open, init? 🤔 Flash some RealID and get that Universal Healthcare Land + Job!

@infosec_jcp @flexghost Will Mexico let us in? I kind of want to leave tomorrow.

@jenzi @flexghost

Wait, you are going SOUTH? 👀

🌞 🥵

@infosec_jcp @flexghost I think we need to just go! In 20 years there will be a Netflix documentary about how we built a compound.

@jenzi @flexghost

Wait, but, south?! 👀

That's NOT where the universal healthcare is.

Have you NEVER had to pay 4x the COST for medical on MARKUP from the North but then noticed that locals pay like ... 4x less than you ?

For example... If you buy local in USA.. vs. Canada. No comparison. Different pricing of markets. Locals don't have to pay shipping and you are paying for shipping plus 4x mark up.. which is still WAAAAY cheaper than USA local prices. Price it out and see.

@infosec_jcp @flexghost Heard they elected a socialist. Give us time, we're not there yet, we'll get the healthcare rolling.

@jenzi @flexghost

I mean I get the whole this vs. that currency issues... But...

*Rolls dice 🎲 for Universal Healthcare*

No whammies, no whammies... 👽

@infosec_jcp We need a new home. This one is spent.
@flexghost I consider it heartening how many viewers I'm hearing abandoned the "debate" part-way through.
@flexghost Make sure your passport is up to date.
@flexghost I don’t want to think anymore.
@flexghost so bad, too awful. with all the money behind it, prep, what's at stake. No way to think about it other than that was the design, to crash and burn. That should really give us something to worry about.

@flexghost

I joked earlier that I was going to switch to a golf channel this was so bad.

Didn't need to.

@bkm who had that in their tea leaves for tonight

@flexghost

Tea? I went straight to bourbon.

@flexghost

Trump is the guy who buried his ex-wife on his own golf course so he could keep cheating on her.

Edit: this is a Jimmy Kimmel joke. Not mine, just sharing!

@flexghost How did that seem to play in a larger context? Did he seem appropriately angry and did the punch seem to land?
@flexghost Trump’s entire campaign strategy is “I am rubber, you are glue.”
@flexghost yeah, but we all know Biden has an issue with stuttering. That's going to be worse in pressure situations.
@paulkruczynski @flexghost that's the honest reasoned take, unfortunately there is an insufficient number of honest and reasoned voters
@andrew @flexghost If they're going to defend a convicted rapist criminal's every whim and fancy, I'm sure as hell going to defend someone who has a lifetime of known issues with a speech impediment
@flexghost This is not what the world needs right now.

@flexghost

Joe hasn't shown up. He should easily be countering everything Trump is saying but it ain't happening.

@flexghost Is it too late to apply for Canadian citizenship?
@bouriquet @flexghost
You'd have to pass a critical thinking test plus the CPE ( Canadian Politeness Exam )
@flexghost THERE ARE NO ABORTIONS AFTER BIRTH! It is just a big lie. Third trimester abortions only happen in extreme cases.
@flexghost Good Biden is waking up and pushing back on the abortions lies.
@MarcusMuench Cartman got one on South Park. I imagine that’s his source
@flexghost "Santa Claus? Wanted it. Dracula? WANTED IT."

@flexghost

Please accept my thank you for your service. Gonna watch some TV and catch the live threads.

@flexghost that's Uncle Joe, that's not fat donny
@flexghost jacked up joe is now three footed joe?
@flexghost also, who the heck is BIBE? Is that Covfefe's cousin?
@Bilsko third leg if you know what I mean wink wink nudge nudge