Mastodawn

The Enterprise's most terrifying mission yet

From the New Yorker: https://www.instagram.com/p/C8phhgttX-T [https://www.instagram.com/p/C8phhgttX-T]

“I’ve told you before, Ensign, call it life support when on the bridge.”

“Environmental controls are exceeding normal parameters and hydration levels are rapidly being depleted.”

"Kiff! I told you to use your sexy voice when discussing life support so I’ll pay attention!

“Now, inform the men that short shorts are mandatory.”