i must not listen to voicemail.
voicemail is the mind-killer.
voicemail is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
i will face my voicemail. i will permit it to pass over me and through me. and when it has gone past, i will turn the inner eye to see its path. where the voicemail has gone there will be nothing. only people who text me will remain.
i'm sure i've tooted some variation on this in the past, but i got another voicemail today, which i will not listen to
@sluttymayo need a sesame street mage to turn that shit into mousevole