No One Is Prepared for Hagfish Slime

It expands by 10,000 times in a fraction of a second, it’s 100,000 times softer than Jell-O, and it fends off sharks and Priuses alike.

The Atlantic
These things appear to be some kind of Dr. Who monster. I wonder how little framing I'd have to have done to convince you the above screenshot was faked/photoshopped
@mcc my incredulity meter went off the charts, I assumed it had to be faked. Delighted to have that headline be a true story.
@nathan @mcc It is. I know one of the lawyers involved in the legal action.