Mastodawn

as a: frog
I want to: be boiled
so that: I maximize shareholder value

@flacs wait for it... wait for it... keep waiting...

@mistersql
I've been waiting for ages, say, mind if I put the aircon on?

Boiling frogs haiku 🚨☝️

as a: prince

I was happier as a frog.

Climate homicide, disorderly conduct, and certified gaslighting

Hill Heat