MAGA panics before Donald Trump's first debate with Biden

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MAGA panics before Donald Trump's first debate with Biden - Lemmy.World

They need to give both as many and as much drugs as they want. If drugs will somehow make them coherent, make it a requirement. I honestly don’t see a downside
You sound like the sort of person who would really enjoy the All Drug Olympics. :-)
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All drug olympics you say? …wonder if they’ll have figure toking.

The Toke-Athalon - a three stage sport involving [some thing], a 1 gram rolling and smoking race, and a round of trivia.

Back in the day we had a regular civil disobedience event that had a game like this, but it was cannabis activism trivia, roll and smoke race, and more cannabis activism trivia. Surely there’s a better third event somewhere.

“Only FDA-approved substances will be allowed” (but we’re not going to do any testing so go wild!)
I’ve fantasised about this for at least two decades, now it’s really happening!
So many exploding hearts.
So just the regular Olympics then?
No, the drug Olympics gives them downers too.